Month: February 2020

Metaphorically dead, red wine

My brain is a factory of doubt and ill reason,
Still love you inside, not together there’s a reason,
I can’t see things in just black and white,
You make me argue, bicker and fight.

Although I still love you, we must stay apart,
Something deep down means I’m better inside of my heart,
When we’re together, things raw, to the bone,
I constantly think about you, but realise we’re better alone.

Like nails in a coffin, joining two bits of wood,
You’re not really dead, just where I can’t see,
You definately can’t be thinking of me,
I understand that now after all, as if hit by a tree.

Occassional glimpses of you, as I walk on past,
You just sit there, firmly plonked down on your ass,
I’ll never forget you, but can’t drink you no more,
My heart and mind feeling turmoil, split into two.

I miss you like crazy, but my mind just says no,
Cos when I drink you, dont know which way I should go,
I will always love you, you might not know that,
If you could talk, you’d say I’m a twat.

At one time to me, best friend in the world,
So, I’m writing this poem, these words they’re interred,
Wish you no malice, I don’t want you dead,
Plenty of others, go mess with their heads.

Hope that you’re happy, sat on the shelf,
12% vol, not good for my health,
I’ll always love you, so close, we’re no more,
Go find another patron, you crimson red whore.

Average Joe song – FFS

I absolutely love the lyrics to this Average Joe song, FFS. The words sum up past relationships. I saw them last year and was blown away by the lyrics of this and many other of their songs.

Lyrics

FFS

Give me a reason to love, you, girl
Give me a reason to love, you, girl

Fuck sake

Fuck it I’ve had enough
Waiting for this dumb bitch to come
I’m taking the risk and moving on
She’s taking the piss and I’m not having none of it
I’m sick of this shit
The quicker I split
The quicker I’ll get exactly what I want
Which is someone to love and to be loved but until then to save myself I’m gone
Got to get off
Just cut it off
The water’s rising up
Don’t want to get stuck
Take yourself up
Dust those shoulders off, yeah I’m the boss
If you can’t see it, you can fuck off
I’m counting down, you’re on the clock
You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone
I’ve learnt that lesson and I’m moving on
You were the one
I guess I was wrong

Show me a reason to love ‘cus the fire in my heart is fading fast
It’s oh so sad, burnt out and turned to ash
Show me a reason to love ‘cus the fire in my heart is growing small
I’m getting colder you’ll feel no warmth from me no more

Soon as I leave her alone
Low and behold bleep goes my phone
She throws me a bone and tells me she’s lonely
I start thinking if only it were true
If only she knew what I’d been going through
You haven’t a clue how hard it’s been for me
Not to talk to you
Don’t take me for a fool
Telling me we’ll be fine
We just need some time to think
Well I’m on the brink
Well think about this
Before you winge I was clinging on, frozen and you let me sink
Every day I’ve been yearning but turning that hurt into something that’s working and learning, that nothing’s determined, I’m dead set and certain
Buried my demons and dug up my virtues
Unreserved in my worthiness
A damn near perfect phoenix burning

Show me a reason to love ‘cus the fire in my heart is fading fast
It’s oh so sad, burnt out and turned to ash
Show me a reason to love ‘cus the fire in my heart is growing small
I’m getting colder you’ll feel no warmth from me no more

Show me a reason to love ‘cus the fire in my heart is fading fast
It’s oh so sad, burnt out and turned to ash
Show me a reason to love ‘cus the fire in my heart is growing small
I’m getting colder you’ll feel no warmth from me no more

Show me a reason to love, you, girl

Show me

Give me that reason to love, you, girl

Give me that reason to love, you, girl

Give me
A reason
To love
You, girl

 

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50s VTG Pinup Hepburn Rockabilly Business Parka Swing Wrap Dress

Maggie Tang 50s VTG Pinup Hepburn Rockabilly Business Parka Swing Wrap Dress

Yes another 1950’s polka dot dress. Nice and simple design but the shape is great. Biggest petticoat on for this one darlings.

If anyone wants to buy me this, then the red or black one please darling.

Thanks to Becky for buying me this.

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1950s Vintage Dress Style Floral Print Summer Cherry Rockabilly Women Party Dress

1950s Vintage Dress Style Floral Print Summer Cherry Rockabilly Women Party Dress

That colour of blue goes great with the red cherry print on this dress. I also love the cut around the neckline and the shoulder straps.

I also love the outfit the model is wearing, the red shoes and the stockings with the red seam. Sublime!

Again it sucks as they dont do it in my size!

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Le Palais Vintage autumn and winter retro classic Plaid collar hit color ball grow dress/ puff dress

Le Palais Vintage autumn and winter retro classic Plaid collar hit color ball grow dress/ puff dress

If anyone see’s this for sale anywhere I want to know. I am in love with this dress! Seriously, its bloody beautiful and I want it!

Even if you find it I doubt i’ll be able to wear it as they only do a size UK 14 max……….

Seller: Unknown

Item Link:  Link removed 🙁


I love lots of different styles of clothing and when I’m online shopping I tend to take snapshots and bookmark pages when I see a dress, blouse or skirt I like. If you like creating a list of clothes I’d like or clothes I’ll buy when funds allow.

Cream White and Pink Floral Audrey 50s Swing Dress

Cream White and Pink Floral Audrey 50s Swing Dress

Looks like the bestest ever version of granny’s curtains which has been cut and made into this beautiful dress. Love the colours, the pattern and the cut of this dress. I want it.

If anyone wants to buy this for me then i’m a size 20.

I love lots of different styles of clothing and when I’m online shopping I tend to take snapshots and bookmark pages when I see a dress, blouse or skirt I like. If you like creating a list of clothes I’d like or clothes I’ll buy when funds allow.

Striped Button Down and Full Circle Skirt

Striped Button Down and Full Circle Skirt

I love the pattern on this, the little letters over the stripes. I also love the size of it! If you worn this and then asked does my bum look big in this then you deserve a slap. Also love the white gloves and white hand bag. Very Classy!

If anyone knows where I can get a skirt like or similar, let me know.

Original link is on Harpers Bazaar

I love lots of different styles of clothing and when I’m online shopping I tend to take snapshots and bookmark pages when I see a dress, blouse or skirt I like. If you like creating a list of clothes I’d like or clothes I’ll buy when funds allow.

Vintage Polka Dot 50’s ROCKABILLY Swing Pin Up Housewife Retro Dress

Vintage Polka Dot 50’s ROCKABILLY Swing Pin Up Housewife Retro Dress

I love the 1950’s rockabilly swing type dresses and heres a gorgeous example on a theme. I already have similar dresses but this one I love. In red with black polka dot accents! Devine.

If anyone wants to buy these for me I’m a UK size 20.

I love lots of different styles of clothing and when I’m online shopping I tend to take snapshots and bookmark pages when I see a dress, blouse or skirt I like. If you like creating a list of clothes I’d like or clothes I’ll buy when funds allow.

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